So much for wanting to go to a place "where everybody knows your name." Instead, head to Las Vegas and try out Dick's Last Resort, located in the Excalibur hotel, where everybody treats you like garbage. Don't worry, it's their job!

The line is long to get in, and you might be surprised why. It's not the food people wait for, it's the staff. They make fun of you, physically and emotionally abuse you, and make a fool out of you in front of all the other restaurant-goers. But, like I said, it's their job.

If you're lucky, they'll make you a paper hat and write something horrible about you on it for all the world to see.

So what does one eat while being abused by said staff? The menu is quite small, but there's bound to be something for everyone. I tried to be relatively healthy (while maintaining my composure) with a Taco Salad. It was delicious!


So, now that you know about this Last Resort, would you be interested in going to a restaurant with okay food, while being tirelessly made fun of?