26.3.09

The World's Best Thai Curry Stew-ish Soupy Concoction

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And yes, that is a technical term.

This recipe is going to take maybe 10 minutes to prepare and about 3 hours to cook. It is extraordinarily high in fat, although it is very good fat that comes from coconut, so you can justify your expanding waistline. Although the taste will make you want to eat until you're bigger than Oprah in the eighties.

Here's what you need:

3-4 heaping tablespoons of Mae Ploy red curry paste (depending on how spicy you can handle - me, I like to become delirious and sweat profusely to the point where recovery requires a solid half hour nap in a walk-in freezer)
3 full boneless, skinless chicken breasts (although you can use dark meat, I love the breast meat in this recipe)
3 cans of good coconut milk. I use Mitsuki coconut milk. High in fat, and high in awesomeness.
2 tablespoons canola oil or vegetable oil. Any oil with a high burn temperature.
A pinch of salt and a dash of pepper.

Cut your chicken breasts into bite-sized cubes. Season with a pinch of salt and dash of fresh ground black pepper (if you don't have fresh ground, give up right now and resort to the Hamburger Helper that's been sitting in your pantry for two years). Add a half a tablespoon of oil and one tablespoon of the curry paste. Toss until all the yummy chicken bits have a nice reddy-orange sheen to them and are taunting you from the bowl.

In a large pot, on medium heat, heat the remaining oil and curry paste together until they are combined and your house smells like Buddhas and lotus flowers and peace and happiness. Add the chicken and stir continuously until no more pink is showing on the chicken. Add one can of coconut milk and two cans of water. Allow to simmer for a few hours, adding water when needed. After about two hours, allow the liquid to reduce to about a can and a half and then add the remaining two cans. Allow this to just barely come to a slight boil and turn off as soon as you see the boil.

Serve over plain rice, and add chopped sauteed veggies of your choice on top, although that is not necessary. If you aren't in love after eating this, you're not very normal and your Dad probably doesn't really love you.

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I love Thai noodle salads. One of my favorite to be honest, however it's all about the dressing. My plan here is to attempt the following recipe I found online by the infamous Gordon Ramsay and report back as to how it went. I would encourage others to do the same and leave a comment on how your version of a "Hell's Salad" turned out.

I usually make Thai salad with chicken, so we'll see if I come across any great looking prawns otherwise I will probably just substitute the prawns for a nice chicken breast sliced on top. Like I said, it's all about the dressing for me.

Rice noodle salad with prawns and thai dressing | Gordon Ramsay | Food and Drink - Times Online

The combination of colourful vegetables and zingy dressing make this a great way of perking up a salad lunch.

100g thin rice noodlesRice noodle salad with prawns and thai dressing

Drizzle of sesame oil

200g mangetout or sugar snap peas

1 large red pepper

1 large yellow or orange pepper

2 spring onions

200g peeled, cooked prawns

Handful of coriander leaves

1 tbsp toasted black or white sesame seeds, to sprinkle

DRESSING

1 shallot, peeled and finely diced

2 garlic cloves, peeled and finely crushed

1 small red chilli, deseeded, finely chopped

2-3 tbsp lime juice, or more to taste

2 tbsp fish sauce

1 tbsp light soy sauce

2½ tbsp palm sugar (or soft brown sugar)

2 tbsp toasted sesame oil

1 Boil the kettle. Place the rice noodles in a heatproof bowl and pour on boiling water, ensuring that the noodles are fully immersed. Cover the bowl with clingfilm and leave to stand for 5 minutes or until noodles are tender but still retaining a bite. Drain and toss with a drizzle of sesame oil to stop them sticking to each other.

2 In the meantime, blanch the mangetout in boiling water for 2 minutes until they are just tender but still bright green. Refresh in a bowl of iced water, then drain well. Cut the mangetout on the diagonal into 2 or 3 pieces. Halve, core and deseed the peppers, then cut into long, thin slices. Trim and finely slice the spring onions on the diagonal.

3 For the dressing, put all the ingredients into a bowl and whisk lightly to combine.

4 Put the prawns, spring onions, mangetout and peppers into a large bowl and add the drained noodles, coriander leaves and sesame seeds. Pour the dressing over the salad and toss well. Eat immediately or chill until ready to serve.

5 Note: if you’re preparing this salad for a packed lunch, leave the noodles to cool completely before tossing with the other ingredients.

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24.3.09

My 5 Least Favorite Celebrity Chefs

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Here is a list of my least favorite celebrity chefs.

5. Giada De Laurentiis
Her head is far too big for anyone's good, and I just can't get past it. I have no idea if she's a good chef because I can't stand looking at her long enough to see what she's doing.

4. Michael Smith
Oh. My. Gosh. A Canadian celebrity chef, Michael Smith is the king of the oats. Seriously. This guy is 10 foot 9 and more fully new age than Enya. He spends his half hour on the Food Network adding barley and oats to all our favorite recipes, rendering them bland and sucky. He might as well spend a half an hour doing a giant interpretive dance to Kumbaya.

3. Ina Garten
The barefoot freaking contessa. Contessa means "Countess" in Italian, but apparently she can't count a flipping thing, because she adds three pounds of butter to every recipe. The Butter Lady, as I like to call her, would add butter and a side of lard to a Jell-O recipe, I swear. Someone ought to tell her how nice it feels to have clear arteries.

2. Christine Cushing
Christine Cushing is another Canadian celeb chef. She has absolutely no personality and she burns almost everything she touches. She is permanently stuck in that teenage girl phase of pretending we love everything the boys do so they'll notice us. She doesn't really like the Toronto Maple Leafs, and she doesn't really know how to cook. The funniest episodes of her show are when she has guests and the guests aren't working fast enough to fit the time slot before commerical, and you can see her grit her teeth and you know she's using every last ounce of will power she has not to stick her guest with a stainless stell kebab skewer.

1. Rachel Ray
EVOO? Stoop? Have you ever noticed how, in 30 Minute Meals, when she grabs her ingredients, she can't make two trips? She's got dishes and jars and packs of meat and veggies towering over her head and it's this edge-of-your-seat balancing act until she gets to her work station. What is she trying to prove? That she can carrie more than the Bug in the Ikea commercial? She yells everything, she is so fake and she only cooks ingredients that come in prepackaged jars, cans and bags. I wish there was a garbage bowl big enough...

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23.3.09

My GAWD, this looks soooo good!

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beggar to beggar » Sesame-Crusted Seared Raw Ahi Tuna
My friends, everyone of you should have a signature dish. And I’m not talking about something like french toast - tastes great, but not a signature dish. I don’t care about your “secret ingredient” (we all know it’s vanilla, now get off it!). What I mean is a dish that tastes great, looks great, and that you can cook to perfection every single time you make it.

If you don’t have a signature dish yet, allow me to suggest this Sesame-Crusted Seared Raw Ahi Tuna. Just look at it:

My friends, everyone of you should have a signature dish. And I’m not talking about something like french toast - tastes great, but not a signature dish. I don’t care about your “secret ingredient” (we all know it’s vanilla, now get off it!). What I mean is a dish that tastes great, looks great, and that you can cook to perfection every single time you make it.

If you don’t have a signature dish yet, allow me to suggest this Sesame-Crusted Seared Raw Ahi Tuna. Just look at it:

Simple, exotic, and it’s ready in less than 15 minutes! Suck it, Rachel Ray.


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22.3.09

This is Why You're Fat

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White Castle Casserole Six White Castle burgers topped with gravy and American cheese baked in a casserole dish. (submitted by AF via vulturedroppings)This is a great blog called This is Why You're Fat. It's hilarious as readers invent horribly fattening foods and submit pictures. A word to the wise: don't eat lunch while reading this blog. A mistake I am just now regretting. Enjoy!

This is why you're fat.
White Castle Casserole

Six White Castle burgers topped with gravy and American cheese baked in a casserole dish.
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